One year in the waiting, five days in the making! (Click on stuff!)
Ming the Merciless says:
(No joke)
Homer: A gun is not a weapon Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or… or an alligator.
Homer: Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
Homer: Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.
Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there’s one thing he can’t buy.
Marge: What’s that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Remember Jesus?
Oh man, I too remember when Simpsons was good. By the way, I turned my speakers down almost instantly upon loading this page. How dare you. I trusted you, man.