Is there such a thing as adult-onset Attention Deficit Disorder? If so, I have it. I can’t focus on anything. I read somewhere today (on the internet) that many others experience this, and that one theory is that it’s the result of being stimulated by too many electronic devices. That seems plausible, but I really don’t know because now I need to go check on another web site.

Also: one difference between me and Kris, part 10,734. I can come home in the middle of the day, and Kris will have every light in the house blazing. They will have all been on since she got out of bed. Kris can come home at 10 p.m., and I won’t have a single light in the house on. It won’t even have occurred to me to turn one on.